My first roommate in college was supposed to be my best friend at the time, but she said she 'forgot' to request me for a roommate. I ended up with this girl that used to wake me up every morning by blasting 'Whiskey River' by Willie Nelson on her stereo. It didn't matter that I didn't have to be up for classes a good two hours later than her, and it was every single bloody morning. I wanted to take that LP and break it over her head.

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