My Rottweiler

Let's see; a frog to eat what bugs me, a rottweiler to provide security and a bird so it could fly. It makes one heck of a mess when it flies, but it gets rid of boatloads of mosquitoes and any unwanted trespassers to boot. I would give twenty dollars to the first person who was brave enough to come up to me and ask "Is it friendly?" and give it an affectionate pat on the head. What would I name it? Well, it's going to look pretty freakin' weird; how about we just call it, what in the he** is that thing?! Or maybe I'll just call it, Chuck. That way, I can teach it 'Up'!, and I can stand around saying "Up Chuck!…Up Chuck!…" That would be awesome. šŸ˜‰

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